Friday, May 26, 2006

Things Not To Do When Working At Home . . .

1. Drink alcohol - someone will make you mad, you will challenge them to fight, and you will give them your home address.

2. Clip your nails while talking on the phone - the person on the other end will hear you.

3. Eat ice cream - it melts during a call.

Guess which two of these three things I have done? Guess which one I'm doing right now? Mmmmm. Vermonty Python.

1 Comments:

At 12:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was hoping for #1, but i'm guessing the latter two. And yes, I believe that fighting makes you cool.

 

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